by Laura Lai/Uncategorized
ON THE EDGE OF A
DITCH[i]
(Scene:
In front of Downing Street No.10, Jeremy Corbyn digging a ditch, Boris Johnson
coming on bike, and Larry – the cat)
Boris Johnson (parking his bike). Good morning,
Jeremy!
Jeremy Corbyn (digging). Good morning to you, too,
Boris!
B.J. (on the edge of the ditch). What’s the digging for?! Trying new
skills?
J.C. (keeps digging). I’m digging a ditch.
B.J. I can see that. Is it for
me?
J.C. (keeps digging).
B.J. Not too deep though. Only
until January.
J. C. (digs no more). Indeed, it’s deep enough.
B.J. Unless… up to here (he points at random in the ditch) was
the ditch until June, then until
October, then… (bending) until
January. It’s deep! You’re digging a ditch for all Tories, aren’t you?
J.C. Why would I dig a ditch for
all Tories? Some of them are on my side!
B.J. Auch! That hurts!
J.C. Sorry! But you know how
things stand.
B.J. And you dig such a deep
ditch only for me? Come on, Jeremy! I didn’t mean it literally. We are both
politicians and you know that I can’t say that I’ll try, but we need to be
firm.
J.C. I don’t dig this deep ditch
either for you or for the Tories, but for Brexit!
B.J. (relieved). Excellent! I actually agree with you!
J.C. (surprised). You do?!
B.J. (firm). I believe that the referendum on Brexit was a seed of
democracy in the European Union. Burry it! And it will germinate, it will grow higher
and it will blossom even more beautifully than before!
J.C. (putting his shovel away). I’ll see you in the House, Mr. Prime
Minister. (He exits)
B.J. (loud). I’ll join you soon! (alone)
Kitty-kitty! Larry! Kitty-kitty! Come here!
LARRY (comes).
B. J. Here you are! Come on in!
There is breakfast for you: Steak of meat imported from Germany with British eggs.
LARRY. Miau! Miau! (it makes few steps away)
B.J. Kitty-kitty! What’s this
protest for? Did you become vegetarian over night? All right, I’m sure we can
find some British fish sticks imported from the European Union with some seeds
on top.
(Boris
Johnson and Larry enter Downing Street No. 10)
[i] If any of the characters feel
offended, I would like to apologize in advance (including to Larry – the cat!).
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